I don't think I'll ever have a mother's intuition. My sister left me alone in a restaurant with my 10-month-old nephew.
I said, "What do I do if he cries?"
She said "Give him some vegetables."
It turns out that jalapeño is not his favorite...
As a three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left one was on the right foot.
She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet."
He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet."
"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher.
The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."
The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.
"I sure do," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a child."
Kyle and Justin were about to eat with the baby-sitter when 6 year old, kyle said, "You can't sit in Daddy's seat"
"Daddy's not home," the babysitter replied. "Since I'm responsible for you while he's gone, I can sit here. Today I'm the boss"
Justin, the 4 year old, quickly piped up, "If you're the boss, you sit over there." Hepointed to his mother's chair.
My husband's cousin married a former Marine who now works for United Parcel Service.
They bought their four-year-old son two stuffed bears... one in a UPS uniform and the other in Marine garb.
When the boy seemed confused, his father brought out a picture of himself in full Marine dress.
"See, Connor?" he explained, pointing to the photo and then to the bear. "That's Daddy."
Connor's eyes went from one to the other, and then he asked in a puzzled voice, "You used to be a bear?"