关于简短六年级的英语笑话

2017-05-02 18:02

汉语冷笑话作为一种特殊语言现象,越来越受到中国人的欢迎。而英语的冷笑话也同样能够让捧腹大笑。本文是关于简短六年级的英语笑话,希望对大家有帮助!

关于简短六年级的英语笑话:Mother's intuition

I don't think I'll ever have a mother's intuition. My sister left me alone in a restaurant with my 10-month-old nephew.

I said, "What do I do if he cries?"

She said "Give him some vegetables."

It turns out that jalapeño is not his favorite...

关于简短六年级的英语笑话:Wrong feet

As a three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left one was on the right foot.

She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet."

He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet."

关于简短六年级的英语笑话:Pregnant fireman

"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher.

The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."

The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.

"I sure do," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a child."

关于简短六年级的英语笑话:The boss

Kyle and Justin were about to eat with the baby-sitter when 6 year old, kyle said, "You can't sit in Daddy's seat"

"Daddy's not home," the babysitter replied. "Since I'm responsible for you while he's gone, I can sit here. Today I'm the boss"

Justin, the 4 year old, quickly piped up, "If you're the boss, you sit over there." Hepointed to his mother's chair.

关于简短六年级的英语笑话:Marine garb

My husband's cousin married a former Marine who now works for United Parcel Service.

They bought their four-year-old son two stuffed bears... one in a UPS uniform and the other in Marine garb.

When the boy seemed confused, his father brought out a picture of himself in full Marine dress.

"See, Connor?" he explained, pointing to the photo and then to the bear. "That's Daddy."

Connor's eyes went from one to the other, and then he asked in a puzzled voice, "You used to be a bear?"